Total Medals Earned: 1,131 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,245 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/275 points)
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/55 points)
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Meet Bee!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (95/355 points)
Win a battle in less than 60 seconds
Create three matching combos
Matching five or more units
Create six matching combos
Get a score of 100,000 in one battle
Play more than 5 minutes in one battle
Match three or more Armor blocks 20 times in one battle
Don't lose any units for an entire battle
Kill more than 50 enemy units while keep the casualties below 10 units
Match three or more Potion blocks 20 times in one battle
Match three or more Statue blocks 20 times in one battle
Match three or more Sword blocks 20 times in one battle
Complete the campaign
Create ten matching combos
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (200/440 points)
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Beat the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
I think you went a little overboard...
Congrats, you've saved a planet in no apparent danger.
You've molded your own ground!!!
How did those keys get there in the first place?
Finally, returning to the land of metal and industry.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (110/305 points)
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
Beat the game four times without closing it.